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MC Lars
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How Not to Write a Slayer Song
I've never journied through the heart of darkness I guess I'm not a Heavy Metal maniac, in fact If you wanted to know how to write a Thrash Metal anthem You'd be better off just texting Kerry King and ask him I see this life through rose tinted glasses I wouldn't know where to begin to kick the asses Of the head-banging masses But I could tell you, how not to write a Slayer song And sing about Bunnies, Kitties, Lemonade I guess we'll just get sundae's Strolling by a park or lake And skating hand in hand Mini golfing, BFF's, selfies, naps and Taylor Swift And helping with the elderly When they can't cross the street That's how not to Write a Slayer song
Find more lyrics at ※ Mojim.com When it comes to old school rap my knowledge is extensive My cartoon album art is merely shocking or offensive I don't rhyme about the Holocaust or even 9/11 Because every time you mention, the big four I'm like 'You mean the Ninja Turtles?' Girls shopping at Aleva and maybe he'll explain How not to write, a Slayer song Don't sing about
Table fights or panty hose Miley Cyrus, Pizza Rolls Teeny tiny take-out snacks My Little Pony - Donating your time to charity to find help for kids
That's how not to Write a Slayer song
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